High Mountain Log Homes, in Clinton BC Canada

Specializing in Handcrafted Log Homes and Log Cabins

For your amusement!

As logcraftsmen building handcrafted log homes, we work exclusively with wood. We thought you would enjoy some of the inquiries we have had over the years.

Can I get a maintenance free home or something like it? I also would like to know if I can get a tin or metal roof to hear the rain, and do you provide a little land with water running through it as well?

"Do you supply the land?"
A finished log home in Colorado.

"Not sure what size of house we want, but we do know we want an upstairs standup urinal."

"Do you include the septic tank?"

"Do your log home shell packages include curtains? If so, we want pink ones for the kitchen."

"Do you include the bricks for the chimney?"

"We want a log house but hate the look of wood....do you supply all the drywall?"

"Do you supply a stainless steel kitchen?"

"How much do you charge for well drilling?"

"Not sure if we want a log home from your company yet, but we would like to stay in your free customer accomodations for a week and bring our children. They would love to watch log homes being built!"

"Kitchen must be large with several "lazy susans" and a marble pastry area."

"We want a 4000 square foot log home but only have $20,000 to spend - is this feasible?"

"I know everything about building log homes because I buy lots of magazines."

"Please forward all your blueprints and information by express post mail as soon as possible to me, however please be aware we are not interested in having you as our builder."

"Dear Amanda, after reviewing all the interesting log home information you kindly sent me, would you be interested in purchasing some makeup and skin cleansing products from me?"

"Looking for a log home with a cigar humador built somewhere in the house and a room where I can enjoy a good smoke."

"Please be nice to me. I want it cheap. I have 50G to spend, and want a 3000 square foot completed house, move-in ready."

"If you build me a $150,000 log house, how much will you charge me for a monthly payment?"

"The only thing we know we want for sure in a log home is room for our stainless steel refrigerator."

More log home humor coming soon!

Where quality does grow on trees!